347 Best Beer League Hockey Team Names
Updated: November 24, 2024 by Bill Burniece
Beer league hockey teams and beer league hockey tournament teams are notorious for coming up with team names that are often crude & sophomoric, sometimes filthy, and almost always obnoxious.
Shit, that’s half the fun.
The first rule of beer league hockey is to always talk about beer league hockey.
The second rule is to choose awesome beer league hockey team names.
If you need some help branding or re-branding your crew, check out our list below for ideas. Or just come up with something funny relating to the Anna Kane saga.
There is a list of both men’s and women’s beer league hockey team names below.
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Men’s Beer League Hockey Team Names
Ale Blades
Alers
Angry Beavers
Ankle Benders
A Regular Is A Double Double
Army Of Artic
Backdoor Bandits
Backdoor Boys
Backstabbers
Bad Motherpuckers
Band Of Brothers
Bar Closers
Bardowns
Barn Burner Bums
Beast Of The East
Beaver Avalanche
Beer Hunters
Beer Me
Beermen
Beer Nuts
Beer O’Clock
Benchriders
Benchwarmers
Benders
Bent Sticks
Big Bad & Bald
Big Dekes
Bigguns
Big Test Icicles
Big Wrenches
Biscuit Snatchers
Black Ice
Bladezillas
Blazin’ Blades
Blazing Saddles
Bleacher Bums
Blunderbirds
Bobby Sc’Orrs
Body Checkers
Boilers
Bolt Throwers
Bomant
Book Hockey
Brawl For One
Brawlers
Brew Crew
Brewers
Brewhawks
Brew Line
Brewmen
Brews on Ice
Buekeboom Goes the Dynamite
Busch League
Busch Lightning
Busch Men
Buzzer Beaters
Bye Week
Cabbage Blues
Camel Toews
Camel Tow
Chasing Biscuits And Beers
Check Republic
Chicks Dig Big Sticks
Chilly Beer Bellies
Cluster Pucks
Cockblocks
Cock Jocks
Concussed
Coors Lightning
Cougar Hunter
Crash Test Domi
Crosby Staals & Nash
Crossbar Cronies
Crushed Ice
Cunning Stunts
Curved Sticks
Dad Bods
Dadza Goon
Dangle Berries
Danglers
Dekes of Hazard
Desert Danglers
Deutschbags
Dickens Cider
Dingleberries
Dirty Dangles
Dominators
Don Cherry Poppers
Don’s Cherries
Don’t Toews Me Bro
Draft Pick Danglers
Drop Glove Murphys
Dropping The Gloves
Drunk And Looking To Score
Dump & Change
Dump & Chase
Dumpstars
Dusters
Earlybirds
Easton Fection
Easton West
Eh Team
Eskimos
Exterminators
Fighting Amish
Fighting Mongoose
Five Minute Majors
Floss N Sauce
Flying Elbows
Fossils
FUBAR
Full Penetration
Fussy Parts
Fussy Puckers
Geri-Hattricks
Getting Iced
Goals Galore
Good Crosby
Goons
Greasy Grinders
Gretzky’s Mentors
Grinders
Guns & Hoses
Handzus Job
Hangover Hat Tricks
Hatrick Swayze’s
Hawk Tuah
Healthy Scratches
Here For Beer
High Stickers
Hip Czechs
Hit Or Miss
Hockey Mountain High
Honey Nut Chelios
Hosers
I Benn Around
Iceaholics
Ice Flamingos
Ice Force
Ice Hogs
Ice Holes
Ice Ice Baby
Ice Pack
Icing Dutchmen
I Got Your Backstrom
I Hate Kale
Jack Dangles
JagrBombs
Jughandles
Jurassic Puck
Just The Tip-Ins
Kane Is Able
Kesselmania
Kings Of Puck
Kraken Cold Ones
Kraken Lackin
Legends
Lights Out
Lucky Pucks
Mad Cows
Made In Kariya
Master Baiters
May The Forsberg Be With You
Men With Wood
Mid Ice Crisis
Mighty Drunks
Mighty Pucks
Money Shots
Morning Sherwoods
Morning Wood
Mother Puckers
Moves Like Jagr
Muffin Men
Multiple Scoregasms
Mystery Alaska
Net Sticks and Chill
Nine Inch Males
No Pucks Given
No Regretzkys
Northern Lights
Outbreak
Parking Lot People
Parking Lot Pops
PassHoles
Penalty Box Pilsners
Peter 4-Burgers
Peter North Stars
Phony Zamboni
Poker In The Front, Liquor In The Rear
Power Playboys
Power Players
Puckakke
Puck Buddies
Puck Daddy
Puckin’ Funnies
Puck Ninjas
Puck You
Pucked Up
Pucker Up
Puck Hoggers
Puck My Life
Puck Norris
Pucks Deep
Pylons
Queens Of The Ice Age
Quick With The Stick
Ranger Things
Rat Bastards
Red Army
Ref Riders
Rink Bastards
Rink Renegades
Roadrunners
Rocketmen
Roll The Highlights
Rolling Bones
Rolling 60’s
Rough Riders
Rubber Puckies
Rusty Blades
Rusty Pigeons
Rusty Sticks
Salt & Peca
San Jose Sharts
Scared Shotless
Scary Barrie
Seguin Genesis
Sharknadoes
Shooting Blanks
Short Bench
Shut Your 5-Hole
Sin Bin City Slickers
Skate Of Play
Skateful Dead
Skate Or Die
Slappy Happy
Slapshot Sippers
Slick Stick Handlers
Sofa Kings
Soft Dumps
Slap That Pass
Slick Sticks
Slot Rockets
SlumpBusters
Smashville
Smelly Gear
Soft Dump In A Corner
Space Dogs
Spankys Gang
Sperm Whales
Spice Boys
Spit On That Thang
Staal Tactics
Stammers
Stanley Steamers
Stanley’s Mug
Stastny & Hutch
Steamers
Steamrollers
Stepdads
Stick Figures
Stickhandling Suds
Stick Magnets
Stickman Clan
Stiff Sticks
Stoner Bears
Stoners
Streit Outta Conklin
Strictly Bush
Stump Muffins
Stumps
Stumpy Chumps
Swamp Donkeys
Swinging Nuts
Take A Bauer
Tall Cold Ones
Tanked
Tatar Sauce
Taxi Kane-Fessions
Team Tripod
Team Shit
Teemu’s Salami
The Eh Team
The Beers
The Big Chill
The Flow
The Kings Of The Sin Bin
The Knuckle Pucks
The Mighty Pucks
The Ott Man Out
The Puckstains
Tim Hortons And The Timbits
Tipsy Tenders
3rd Degree Burns
3rd Liners
To The Moon
Toe Dragons
Too Fehr Gone
Too Hot To Yandle
Tooth Fairies
Toothless Trolls
Toothless Wonders
Trinidad & Tabasco
Tri-pods
Turbo Pigeons
12oz Curls
Ugly MF’rs
Ugly Pucklings
Unhealthy Scratch
US Eh?
Usual Suspects
VAG
Vandelay Industries
Vanek At The Disco
Vigilantes
Vikings
Vlasic Pickles
Weekend At Bernier’s
Wheeling Dealers
Wheeling Mohawks
Wheeling Nailers
Whiskey Dekes
Whiskey Dicks
Winged Wheels
Wolfpack
Who Needs Teeth
Who Shattenkirk’s Bed?
Yesterday’s Allstars
Your Mom
Zamboners
Zamboni & Cheese
Zamboni Crime Family
Zamboni Zombies
Zambonies And Hoagies
Zambronies
Zero Pucks Given
If you want to jazz up your beer league jerseys you should consider custom patches with your team logo or captains patches which is a cool way to differentiate yourself from other teams.
Women’s Beer Hockey League Team Names
Babes On Blades
Chicks With Sticks
Dawn’s Cherries
Easton Fection
Final Period
Flying V’s
Ice Angels
Naughty On Ice
No Dicks Dekes
Queens Of The Ice Age
She Devils
The Cockblockers
Tigoldbiddies
Title 9
The Final Period
The Hookers
Victorious Secret
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If you want to really get crazy it, you can also order custom uniforms with your cool logo and team name to ‘represent’ away from the rink.
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Summary
Beer league hockey is a blast.
So is coming up with cool beer league hockey team names with jerseys that are the envy of the league.
The only problem is, the cooler the jersey, the more likely short-term players will ‘forget’ to return it when they leave your team.
So you may want to make sure that you can get a few replacement jerseys when needed.
Oh, and you may need to enlist The Tank to collect any stolen jerseys for you.
The Tank is just one of the storied cast of characters who plays beer league hockey.
If you have any beer league hockey team names I missed, please let me know so I can add them to this database.
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