245 Best Beer League Hockey Team Names

Updated: January 2, 2023 by Bill Burniece

Beer league hockey teams and beer league hockey tournament teams are notorious for coming up with team names that are often crude & sophomoric, sometimes filthy, and almost always obnoxious.

Shit, that’s half the fun.

The first rule of beer league hockey is to always talk about beer league hockey.

The second rule is to choose an awesome beer league hockey team name.

If you need some help branding or re-branding your crew, check out our list below for ideas. Or just come up with something funny relating to the Anna Kane saga.

There is a list of both men’s and women’s beer league hockey team names below.

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Men’s Beer League Hockey Team Names

Absolute Prust
Ale Blades
Alers
Angry Beavers
Ankle Benders
Army Of Artic
Backdoor Bandits
Backdoor Boys
Backstabbers
Bad Motherpuckers
Bar Closers
Bardowns
Beaver Avalanche
Beer Hunters
Beer Me
Beermen
Beer O’Clock
Benchriders
Benchwarmers
Benders
Bent Sticks
Big Dekes
Big Bad & Bald
Big Wrenches
Biscuit Snatchers
Bladezillas
Blazing Saddles
Blunderbirds
Body Checkers
Boilers
Bolt Throwers
Book Hockey
Brawl For One
Brawlers
Brew Crew
Brewers
Brewhawks
Brewmen
Busch League
Busch Lightning
Busch Men
Camel Toews
Camel Tow
Check Republic
Chicks Dig Big Sticks
Cluster Pucks
Cockblocks
Cock Jocks
Concussed
Coors Lightning
Cougar Hunter
Crash Test Domi
Crushed Ice
Cunning Stunts
Dad Bods
Dangle Berries
Danglers
Dekes of Hazard
Desert Danglers
Dickens Cider
Don Cherry Poppers
Don’s Cherries
Don’t Toews Me Bro
Drop Glove Murphys
Drunk And Looking To Score
Dump & Change
Dump & Chase
Dumpstars
Dusters
Easton Fection
Eskimos
Fighting Amish
Fighting Mongoose
Five Minute Majors
Floss N Sauce
Fossils
Fussy Puckers
Geri-Hattricks
Getting Iced
Goals Galore
Good Crosby
Goons
Greasy Grinders
Grinders
Handzus Job
Hatrick Swayze’s
Healthy Scratches
Here For Beer
Hip Czechs
Hit Or Miss
Honey Nut Chelios
I Benn Around
Iceaholics
Ice Hogs
Ice Holes
Ice Pack
I Got Your Backstrom
I Hate Kale
Jack Dangles
JagrBombs
Jughandles
Jurassic Puck
Just The Tip-Ins
Kane Is Able
Kesselmania
Kings Of Puck
Legends
Lucky Pucks
Master Baiters
Men With Wood
Mid Ice Crisis
Mighty Drunks
Mighty Pucks
Money Shots
Moose Knuckles
Morning Sherwoods
Morning Wood
Mother Puckers
Muffin Men
Multiple Scoregasms
Mystery Alaska
Net Sticks and Chill
Nine Inch Males
No Pucks Given
No Regretzkys
Parking Lot People
PassHoles
Peter 4-Burgers
Peter North Stars
Phony Zamboni
Poker In The Front, Liquor In The Rear
Power Playboys
Power Players
Puckakke
Puck Buddies
Puck Daddy
Puck Ninjas
Puck You
Pucked Up
Pucker Up
Puck My Life
Pucks Deep
Pylons
Queens Of The Ice Age
Quick With The Stick
Rat Bastards
Red Army
Ref Riders
Rink Bastards
Rocketmen
Rolling Bones
Rolling 60’s
Rusty Blades
Rusty Pigeons
Rusty Sticks
San Jose Sharts
Scared Shotless
Seguin Genesis
Sharknadoes
Shooting Blanks
Shut Your 5-Hole
Sin Bin City Slickers
Skate Of Play
Skateful Dead
Skate Or Die
Slappy Happy
Slick Stick Handlers
Sofa Kings
Slot Rockets
SlumpBuster
Smashville
Smelly Gear
Soft Dump In A Corner
Spankys Gang
Sperm Whales
Spice Boys
Stanley Steamers
Steamers
Steamrollers
Stepdads
Stick Figures
Stick Magnets
Stoner Bears
Stoners
Strictly Bush
Stump Muffins
Stumps
Stumpy Chumps
Swamp Donkeys
Tall Cold Ones
Tanked
Team Tripod
Team Shit
Teemu’s Salami
The Eh Team
The Beers
The Flow
The Knuckle Pucks
The Mighty Pucks
The Puckstains
3rd Liners
Toe Dragons
Toothless Trolls
Trinidad & Tabasco
Tri-pods
12oz Curls
Ugly MF’rs
Ugly Pucklings
Unhealthy Scratch
US Eh?
Usual Suspects
VAG
Weekend At Bernier’s
Wheeling Dealers
Wheeling Mohawks
Wheeling Nailers
Whiskey Dekes
Whiskey Dicks
Winged Wheels
Wolfpack
Who Needs Teeth
Yesterday’s Allstars
Your Mom
Zamboners
Zamboni & Cheese
Zamboni Crime Family
Zambronies
Zero Pucks Given

Women’s Beer Hockey League Team Names

Babes On Blades
Chicks With Sticks
Dawn’s Cherries
Final Period
Ice Angels
Naughty On Ice
No Dicks Dekes
Puck Bunnies
Queens Of The Ice Age
She Devils
The Cockblockers
Tigoldbiddies
Title 9
The Final Period
The Hookers
Victorious Secret

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Summary

Beer league hockey is a blast.

So is coming up with cool beer league hockey team names with jerseys that are the envy of the league.

The only problem is, the cooler the jersey, the more likely short-term players will ‘forget’ to return it when they leave your team.

So you may want to make sure that you can get a few replacement jerseys when needed.

Oh, and you may need to enlist The Tank to collect any stolen jerseys for you.

The Tank is just one of the storied cast of characters who plays beer league hockey.

If you have any beer league hockey team names I missed, please let me know so I can add them to this database.

 

 

 
 
 
 
 
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